Posts Tagged ‘WTF’

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Back to life, back to obscurity

January 3, 2012

My latest diary on Daily Kos went back to my more typical pattern of no one paying attention to it, but that’s ok. It’s a sort of rant-ish posting, considering the rash of pro Ron Paul idiots spamming the site with racist commentary and Republican advocacy, neither of which has any place on DKos. Having tired of hearing the same old crap about Ron Paul advocating some liberal positions, I took on his economic plans with a philosophical hammer.

Should be useful for quick rebuttals against the Paul bots in the future. \

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Here, have some pandas

October 25, 2011

So anyone who’s been paying any attention at all to this year’s Blizzcon knows. The ‘Mists of Pandaria’ trademark that Blizzard registered some time ago was not a joke, not a ruse designed to lead investigation astray. It’s actually the legit name of the next expansion.

It’s kind of amusing in retrospect to consider the articles I read before Blizzcon, the writers talking about how Blizzard needed to set the stage to take on the Old Republic MMO and whatever else, to prep some compelling content that would keep players interested for years to come.

So, we got pandas.

Well, Pandaren, and companion pet battles…

I understand there’s no going back now, and besides, they’re expanding into southeast Asia. Could not be a better time for an oriental themed xpac. For my part, though, this is the first time I’ve felt pleased about my decision to cancel my subscription a couple months ago. Now it’s like…oh, this is what I’m going to miss? Hey, great.

So in the next couple months I will maybe check out the armor transmogrification feature, if it arrives soon enough, and maybe I can suit up my DK in his original blue set from their starter zone. If not, no big deal. Never did get his legendary axe, but again, no big deal. He would be just as much at home in lumberjack attire, fishing on a salmon pool in Grizzly Hills. I’ll have to pick out a spot before long.

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Mundane revelations

June 14, 2011

In another odd turn on Daily Kos, I’ve ended up posting again about religion. Not so much because I wanted to tell my story, but as an experiment…

A certain shrill atheist on the board has begun a crusade of sorts against religion there, and it’s unusual to see the phenomenon of internet martyrdom coming from a skeptic. He seems intent on attacking religion as nastily as possible until the community spits him out.

As a sort of experiment, my little tale includes some serious criticism of religion, right down to the basic assumptions we use to navigate through life. And the particular community this atheist would-be martyr is railing against — Street Prophets — inexplicably decided to republish my diary to their group.

I’m half-expecting shrill boy to show up and declare me a traitor to capital-A Atheism. Oh noes.

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On minstrels

April 5, 2011

Not directly WoW-related, but on the MMO front. Been awhile since I checked into LOTRO, but after seeing this particular video I can only surmise that the damned hobbits have ruined the place. Watch at your own peril! It will scar your brain.

Yeah Joel, I know. I’m kidding. sheesh

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My best jokes are the most spontaneous

April 2, 2011

Ok, so this is DKos-inspired but no, I haven’t posted again there. Just a few comments during the day when I take breaks. Busy today. More rioting in Afghanistan, sadly, thanks to the stupid preacher from Florida.

The hate-mail-a-palooza is a regular feature, and it at least amuses me to read the badly written rants & raves of right wingnuts. Usually I just read. Today I was inspired.

I’ll have to edit a bit of the profanity out of it, though. It’s a bit ridiculous.

to leave you with a thought provoking meataphor, kos: women are known to have more powerful orgasms than men. GUESS WHO PROVOKES MEN TO ORGASM? liberal gays. GUESS WHO PROVOKES WOMEN TO ORGASM? conservative straights.

the POWERFUL CONSERVATIVES can bring a WOMAN TO LOSE CONTROL OF HER BODY.

Come to think of it (ba-dum-ching) I bet the fellow is jealous of who has the ‘more powerful orgasm’. What strange powers might the liberal straight hybrid possess? But it was the last bit that got to me.

For a moment (37+ / 0-)

I thought he was talking about abortion again.

Markos himself uprated it. Ha!

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Thor cooks!

February 5, 2011

…violently. In another episode of It Came from Pharyngula, have we discovered Dave’s secret YouTube life? A glimpse of the Battle Chef to be?

Oh, there’s a whole series of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, and now I must watch them all. Now we must cook. With more knives. And pre-dinner mayo. And SCREAMING!

The comments on Pharyngula are great, too. More leads on…interesting videos.

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Mark Critz, you suck

January 28, 2011

Some PA news for anyone interested…I heard of this first through diaries on Daily Kos, but as you can see I had to look up stuff all over the place to figure it out.

The new Congress’ H.R. 3 is all about jobs. No? Oops. It’s about restricting abortion. Imagine my surprise when I found this fellow from PA among the co-sponsors. So maybe I know some people who are in his district, not sure…

The district, located in the southwestern portion of the state, stretches from Johnstown to the southern suburbs of Pittsburgh.

It’s not just restricting abortion, but the particularly nasty provisions that have earned my ire. Republicans, after all, have been bringing up abortion funding bans often lately, as if it weren’t a done deal. As if it hasn’t been one since the mid-1970s. Well…part of the Hyde amendment is not a done deal. Although it is somewhat revolting to consider the part that is not.

The original measure made no exceptions for cases of pregnancies that were the result of rape or incest or that threatened the lives of pregnant woman, provoking an outcry from women’s rights advocates. As a result, beginning in 1977 language was added to provide for such circumstances; however, the exact wording has varied from one year to the next, subject to the outcome of Congressional bargaining on the issue.

So nice to see that rape, incest, and the life of the woman are subject to yearly Congressional bargaining. Disgusting. And on that note, we have H.R. 3.

With this legislation, which was introduced last week by Rep. Chris Smith (R-N.J.), Republicans propose that the rape exemption be limited to “forcible rape.” This would rule out federal assistance for abortions in many rape cases, including instances of statutory rape, many of which are non-forcible.

Forcible rape? WTF is that? Redundant, perhaps? Think again.

The bill hasn’t been carefully constructed, Levenson notes. The term “forcible rape” is not defined in the federal criminal code, and the bill’s authors don’t offer their own definition. In some states, there is no legal definition of “forcible rape,” making it unclear whether any abortions would be covered by the rape exemption in those jurisdictions.

So we have a Republican bill designed to restrict access to abortion through more restrictive funding of the same; and, restricted access by narrowing what qualifies as ‘rape’ under the typical ‘rape or incest’ exceptions. You know, the sort of exceptions that most everyone seems to agree upon. Except when they don’t.

And a Democrat from Pittsburgh is co-sponsoring this.

What are you on about? Is it desirable somehow that victims of statutory rape, children, should be compelled to bear children resulting from it? Are they trying to excuse date rape? I understand Critz is pro-life on the abortion issue, and the funding ban obsession is foolish as Obama has already signed off on it, but whatever floats your boat. What is this finagling over rape? Do you care what this will do to women? To girls? Kids?

I am tempted to root for the demise of the Y chromosome.

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Second Amendment remedies

January 8, 2011

This will be one of those disgusted at my world posts that’s not fit for consumption…but I reserve the right to vent. I think I managed to avoid really nasty language but maybe you can tell I’m thinking it, real hard.

As per NPR, Gabrielle Giffords (not my House rep, but a nearby district) was shot this morning in Tucson while doing a public appearance event at a grocery store across town. As of this afternoon, all I know is that she and a few other people were shot. The news has gone from shot, to shot in the head, to dead, to still in surgery. I’m seeing some reports about a youngish shooter who was tackled while trying to flee the scene and is in custody. Perhaps she’ll survive this attempt. With some luck and good surgery, perhaps.

This went from knowing she was shot an hour or two ago to dead, while I was writing it. It’s just…sad. I knew, once I heard she was shot in the head, that she was likely to have died. I wonder if the change to critical condition in surgery is a false hope, guess we’ll see. I’d rather it be true.

I’m already on record, I know, as not a fan of Gabby’s politics; if I was in her district I’d be holding my nose to vote for her, or looking for alternatives during primary season. But she’s from a competitive, split district, and I can understand why she would split the difference a lot even if I don’t like it. I’ll probably end up doing the same thing with Obama next year (thinking of not giving him a primary vote out of protest).

It’s hard to imagine the mindset of a person who would feel the need to resolve such dilemmas by murdering people. But we can recall the macho gun-talk of the 2010 election season, ‘don’t retreat, reload’ and ‘second amendment remedies’ and, well…gunsights on a map.

I decided to save this image from Sarah Palin’s ‘take back the 20′ website as one of those three crosshairs in AZ is for Gabby. I would not be surprised if it disappears in the near future, as I see the URL making the rounds on Twitter. Characterized as ‘unfortunate imagery.’ Yeah, I’ll say.

It makes me wonder, if this is what’s become of our politics in this state, or even this country. When people can speak openly of armed revolt and not get called on it and rhetorically crushed by society. Instead, they’re popular; they’re nearly winning elections now. During the worst of the Bush regime, with its unnecessary war and torture and destruction of our privacy rights, it was the call for prosecution, war crimes; not civil war, not guns, not murder.

Is that what it’s going to take to put a stop to this madness? Escalation? Must liberals go full-on rabid as well, arm ourselves? The Second Amendment applies to us too. Is that what it’s come to? Kill or be killed? WTF is wrong with this society? A paragon of freedom and opportunity and civilization? Light to the world? City on a hill? Dream on. Seems like we’ll have to take steps just to survive.

Hamlet:
O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables—meet it is I set it down
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain—
At least I am sure it may be so in Denmark.

It’d be nicer to think that the shooting was just some lone nut, mentally disturbed, nothing to do with the GOP at all…that it wasn’t the result of ‘second amendment remedies’ and the macho gun talk and conservative talking heads encouraging people to get frothing mad, to even consider guns a viable solution to political battles. Far better indeed if I were just jumping to conclusions about this shooting.

Time will tell if my cynicism is justified, I suppose. Here’s hoping it’s not.

Her father Spencer Giffords, 75, wept when asked if his 40-year-old daughter had any enemies.

“Yeah,” he told The Post. “The whole tea party.”

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On consolation prizes

August 28, 2010

After the summer’s almost hopeful stories and jokes about flaming hurricanes devastating the Gulf Coast, I did finally spot this video from Hawaii the other day, and tracked down a link for posterity. And the lulz.

Not much else to report on the personal front, it’s been monsoony and my leg bothers me and …feh, who cares. I endure.

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On mockery

July 2, 2010

Since the ‘new atheists’ are all into the mockery, it may be why I get along with them. I may not engage in creative insults, but I can appreciate that style of humor.

OTOH, sometimes the subject material just speaks for itself.

I have to hand it to the users at Amazon for attending to this particular selection with such loving care. There is seemingly no outlet for mockery that went unexplored.

I also found that she has a YouTube channel, and that she’s tried to run for mayor here.

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